Move over, John Ensign

Our favorite holier-than-thou governor of one of the holiest-than-all-y’all states has admitted that his recent absence was due to him having an extramarital affair in Argentina. This is so deliciously salacious on so many levels. Lindsey Graham and Jim DeMint will *love* this.

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7 responses to “Move over, John Ensign”

  1. J.M. Prince Avatar
    J.M. Prince
  2. Zaid Avatar
    Zaid

    tl;dr

  3. innerredneckexposed Avatar

    This thread shows how non-cosmopolitan BforD is. Not one mention of the USA KICKING SPAIN’S ASS IN SOCCER!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

    WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

  4. Zaid Avatar
    Zaid

    That man doesn’t need to lose his job he needs a medal for making Sanford look that ridiculous.

  5. Jules Avatar
    Jules

    that press release was a complete train wreak.

    Who on earth puts a press conf together featuring a man who clearly is an open gaping wound. Anyone who thought that would “help” needed to loose their job.

  6. innerredneckexposed Avatar

    WE DID IT! TAKE THAT REST OF THE WORLD!

    U-S-A! U-S-A!

    USA PWNS YOUR SPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WE’RE NUMBER ONE! WE’RE NUMBER ONE!

  7. innerredneckexposed Avatar

    U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! That has nothing to do with the story excpet…….. WE ARE ABOUT TO KICK ARGENTINA’S FORMER COLONIZER’S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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