35 or Fight!!

So in place of the long, detailed, and ultimately mathematically incorrect (damn numbers, if I were a Republican they would do my bidding) post I was going to write about the current delegate situation, I bring you the “35 or Fight” Facebook group, which, with the exception of Grayson and any other spies we have there, is filled with people who apparently think that the best solution to our water crisis is to “declare war against Tennessee” (as our wonderful “legislature” has), complete with the officers having the title “aide de camp”. Lest this militia go unopposed, some folks from Tennessee have formed an opposing Facebook group. Any group that lists “Friends of David Shafer” as a “related organization” (which has 263 members – God save us) is already well into the “assclowns-R-us” category, but really, are these people SERIOUS? Like, my mouth is open as wide as Mark Foley’s was when he saw his first victim (*cough* Congressional page). I have a brilliant plan – let’s let all these Second Amendment militia wannabes go have themselves a nice little battle somewhere all Civil War-like, and the rest of us will work on ways to ACTUALLY fix our water problems rather than passing them off to other people.


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12 responses to “35 or Fight!!”

  1. JerryT Avatar
    JerryT

    Reminds me of some pretty bizarre song lyrics in what is otherwise a beautiful song (after all, it was the 70’s):

    No doubt some folks enjoy doin’ battle

    Like presidents, prime ministers and kings

    So, let’s all build them shelves

    Where they can fight among themselves

    And leave the people be who love to sing.

    Makes sense when you’re buzzed.

    I think.

  2. JerryT Avatar
    JerryT

    Reminds me of some pretty bizarre song lyrics in what is otherwise a beautiful song (after all, it was the 70’s):

    No doubt some folks enjoy doin’ battle

    Like presidents, prime ministers and kings

    So, let’s all build them shelves

    Where they can fight among themselves

    And leave the people be who love to sing.

    Makes sense when you’re buzzed.

    I think.

  3. Jen B. Avatar
    Jen B.

    Can we just have the water and TN can keep the people?

  4. Jules Avatar
    Jules

    Well apparently they are trying to legislate “Facebook” too.. the kiddies need protecting or so it seems.

    Quickie divorce, land grabs from the turn of the 19th century, shielding kids from social networking oh and a $1.00 tax on cigarettes too, all in one week. They must be freaking exhausted.

  5. Jules Avatar
    Jules

    Well apparently they are trying to legislate “Facebook” too.. the kiddies need protecting or so it seems.

    Quickie divorce, land grabs from the turn of the 19th century, shielding kids from social networking oh and a $1.00 tax on cigarettes too, all in one week. They must be freaking exhausted.

  6. rptrcub Avatar
    rptrcub

    Oops, I forgot that facebook folks are generally not under their purview. Though I’m sure a few of the ‘necks down there support such bullcrap. Forgive. It’s been a long, gray, depressing day.

  7. rptrcub Avatar
    rptrcub

    This is the dumbest bullshit from the General Assembly. This month. Let’s see what March brings us.

  8. innerredneckexposed Avatar
    innerredneckexposed

    btw: as i am sure goes without saying, I do love a good brawl and got no problems throwing a punch, but I am kidding about everything i say above except Tennessee being able to go fuck themselves.

  9. innerredneckexposed Avatar
    innerredneckexposed

    btw: as i am sure goes without saying, I do love a good brawl and got no problems throwing a punch, but I am kidding about everything i say above except Tennessee being able to go fuck themselves.

  10. Jules Avatar
    Jules

    Unbelievable… just crazy.

    Is this what the prayers turned up? I mean we prayed for rain, maybe when the prayers weren’t answered they heard other voices saying to invade Tenn instead.

    Heck if your going to hear voices why not hear the same ones “W” did before we invaded Iraq after his “higher power” chat. Yeah erie is right. Solving all our problems with violence seems like a bad idea

  11. odinseye2k Avatar
    odinseye2k

    So, if Georgia were to invade Tennessee, would it have to secede from the union fist?

    I love this crew … rather than living within our means, we need to invade sovereign territory for natural resources.

    Sounds eerily familiar…

  12. innerredneckexposed Avatar
    innerredneckexposed

    I’m for it. For centuries Georgia has TRIED diplomacy with the Volunteer State and for 200 years Tennessee has given us a big go fuck yourself. So yea. Go fuck yourself Tennessee.

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