With apologies to the Epstein brothers

icon1942 (Casablanca) Captain Renault: I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

2009 (Chi-town) FBI Agent: I’m shocked, shocked to find that perjury is going on in here!

U.S. Sen. Roland Burris insisted today that he never changed his story about the contact he had with the administration of ousted Gov. Rod Blagojevich over doing campaign fund-raising for Blagojevich.


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5 responses to “With apologies to the Epstein brothers”

  1. odinseye2k Avatar
    odinseye2k

    I was long wondering what Burris had to offer to Blago. The most innocent version I could think of was Blago was out to poke everyone in the eye on his way out.

    What are the prospects for a primary to keep the Repubs from stealing Obama’s seat?

  2. YDWill Avatar
    YDWill

    The title of this post should also be “Bitch, Please!”

  3. Zaid Avatar
    Zaid

    BlagojevittivittivichiMNightShyamalan is pretty bad, but isn’t the only difference between him and so many other politicos that he got caught and shamed for quid-pro-quo whereas that’s pretty much the name of the game elsewhere?

  4. innerredneckexposed Avatar

    Then Gov. Blagoadkjfakjhasdhjfvich hit me up for an exorbitant campaign donation and all I got was this lousy Senate seat.

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