The above photos were taken at the Lisbon airport at 8:00 am.. Yes, am… all I could think was they stayed up all night and then got on the plane, cause seriously why are you wearing 2″ heels at 8 am unless you are a professional of some sort?
This goes with my rant about appropriateness, which is something along the lines of-I don’t care how cute it is, if it’s the wrong time or place ya look silly. Pretty sure the guy these gals were trying to impress took one look at the shoes that morning and immediately deducted a couple IQ points from them.
Bonus hideousness… Saturday morning 7:00 am at the Barcelona airport,
in line for our 10 hour flight, us was a couple I can only describe as
channeling
Anna Nicole Smith and her handler d’jour. She was wearing a dress 2
sizes too small (testing the boundaries of what even Lycra could withstand, a straw hat like she was going to Ascot and 3″ stiletto
heel lace up sandals that looked like they would only be appropriate in a gladiator bondage theme movie and a fur lined black leather jacket! To go to Atlanta in June! Oh and she was 40 ish if she was a day-the handler looked like the aging pop singer in Love Actually.
Clearly, I could write DFI tickets all day long at airports.
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