I will call it the roamer. I will insist that everyone around me refer to these new wheels as roamers. People will get their degrees on the efficiency, synergy, and collaborative effort of multiple roamers working together, thereby investing themselves in the concept. Those who refuse to use the proper jargon will be ostracized, get stern looks, and negative marks on their Personal Assessment Instruments. As long as I present these new roamers with the required enthusiasm and blanket it in other buzzwords that I will pull off of the web, I should be good… and in the end… they will still be wheels.
Such is education in the 21st century. Nobody makes the cute commercials or writes about it as they do with business or government, but it is a problem already in play. But look at the bright side: you can play games as you circle the drain.
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