No doubt that Georgia Republicans are under a lot of stress these days. What with their candidate for Governor dodging reporters and revelations of ethical challenges. So, how appropriate that one of their candidates for re-election would offer up some stress relief! That’s right, State Representative Calvin Hill is ready with some terrific products sure to lower blood pressure. First up we have the Penis With Eyes Stress Reliever! Who wouldn’t want that little jewel on their desk for all to see! Think they offer it in blue for some of those GOP women? Of course, an all time favorite would be Squeeze Breast Ball, probably a favorite of some of our GOP Constitutional officers! But wait! That’s not all. Apparently Representative Hill doesn’t mind promoting Communism online, either! Check out these Red China Star items.
What you ask? That’s right! State Representative Calvin Hill, who received an award from (youtube of his acceptance speech) the Peaceful Solution Character Education group for speaking out against “immoral and sexually explicit” material being taught in Georgia colleges, offers up these stress relief toys on his company website.
Representative Calvin Hill – the life of the Georgia Grand Old Party!
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