Alvin Greene for President!

Maybe this is the primary challenge a certain South Georgian has been waiting for:

“I’m the next president,” Greene went on. “I’ll be 35 … just before November [2012], so I was born to be president. I’m the man. I’m the man. I’m the man. Greene’s the man. I’m the man. I’m the greatest person ever. I was born to be president. I’m the man, I’m the greatest individual ever.”

Alvin Greene, the comedic gift that keeps on giving.


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5 responses to “Alvin Greene for President!”

  1. Jen B. Avatar
    Jen B.

    Yay! I was wondering whether anyone would get that.

  2. Steve Golden Avatar

    Re: your first line

    I love you.

  3. Jen B. Avatar
    Jen B.

    I can’t find it now, but apparently his lawyer showed up late (maybe to avoid the media?).

  4. Gunner Avatar
    Gunner

    What happened to his lawyer? It said he never showed up to court.

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