Yes, there’s a run-off election tomorrow, but this post isn’t about that. This post is about all the awesome people who exercised their right to vote … for someone not officially on the ballot. The people who truly embody the Vote or Die spirit. Without further adieu, here are the top ten best Cobb County write-ins for Congressional District Six which featured Representative Tom Price versus .. *crickets*
10. Lizard People (Wait, I thought Tom Price was a lizard person?)
9. Space Ghost
8. Turd Sandwich (Guess that makes Tom Price the Giant Douche?)
7. Fuck Tom Price
6. Mayor McCheese
5. Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayip Erdogan
4. Poker Players Alliance
3. Anyone Else, He’s Embarrassing
2. John McDonald, The Rent Is Too Damn High
1. Juliana Illari (3 Votes!)
Honorable Mention goes to Sean J. Greenberg, who amassed maybe twenty or thirty votes; however, his voter outreach gets a thumbs down as his voters mistyped his name about six different ways.
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