Did you know that cancer doesn’t kill people? I didn’t, but apparently Republican Congressional candidate Chris Collins does.
OH NO THE INTERNETS IS GOING TO COLLAPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In scientific news, the God Particle (the Higgs boson) has likely been discovered. A standing offer of a cookie is in effect for anyone that can explain what it is to this History major.
Ne-Yo just bought a house in Milton, Georgia. Maybe he’ll vote for Jeff Kazanow on July 31?
Is there a requirement to bring a vial of blood and your first born, too?
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