This can’t be true

Al Jazeera television has aired a new video in which Osama bin Laden accuses Barack Obama of planting the seeds in the Muslim world for “revenge and hatred” against the U.S.  Bin Laden said Obama “was continuing in the steps of his predecessor George W. Bush” and warned that Americans should be prepared for the consequences of the White House’s policies.

Obviously, this news report can’t be true.  My friends who watch Fox News assure me that Obama is an America-hating Muslim-Fascist terrorist who wasn’t even born in the U.S. and is dedicated to the Marxist overthrow of the country he leads.  Any suggestion that he and Bin Laden aren’t the best of friends is clearly another subversive lie planted by the “liberal” media.