Category: Bullshit

  • The Post in Which I Throw Shade at Emily’s List

    Dear Jess McIntoshVice President of Communications, I am in receipt of your recent email, titled “Defunding Planned Parenthood”. If I’m honest, normally I would have deleted this message bulk fashion a month from now since they’ve become so very tiresome, always the same one note, one tune. But in this case I decided to find…

  • Will Someone Please Give Kasim Reed a Big Ol’ Glass of STFU?

    BatGurl here. It’s been a hot minute, (*blows dust off cape*) but I’m back because someone is being petulant again. Since losing the Chair’s election in 2013, the Non-Partisan Mayor of Atlanta hasn’t been around the DPG much. He refused to endorse our nominee for Governor. He’s talked sh*t about the DPG. And now, boys…

  • Who is this piss ant?

    Seriously, who is this guy? Has anyone met him, been interviewed by him, read his other work? No, well then why should I read this article?  Apart from the cheap predicable alliteration in the title, what is he actually saying that hasn’t been said by a busload of ignorant others? I’m going to stress the…

  • Idaho GOP Governor Debate Highlights

    Idaho I love you long time. No really I do.

  • Special Delivery of Eye Roll

    Congressman Paul Broun is back in the news, again, and not for anything MENSA related. Speaking of MENSA candidates, you can’t mail meth to the pokey. Throw me a bone people, your 2002 retro newsletter is bad. Happy New Year, it’s 2014 and this is useful. See the difference. Lighten up Prince. Seriously, you can’t control everything or every dime, you’re not…

  • On Taking a Joke

    On the whole, I consider myself at least a marginally witty person, but at the very least, I am an avid consumer of humor.  I enjoy frequenting Dad’s Garage, and as a former improv performer myself, I appreciate the fact that those individuals have worked for years to hone their skills.  I often see professional…